i have a bit of a date tomorrow night and i have a strong suspicion it’s because i used the word unabashedly while asking him out.
a decent vocabulary pays off boobooooo.
turpentineandpatches:
coffeewithants:
genderbendingriotqueer:
intellectual-stupidity:
pooniepants:
theirregularhat:
raffsstuff:
nasty-daddy:
espineux:
There were three employees and two servants.
…and here I was, thinking these things were never accurate.
“Oh you bad thing!” and she hit his hand with a smart rap, but reddened and looked pleased nevertheless. ~ The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Not sure I buy the accuracy
“The killer robot accepts her new identity so easy you have to wonder if she’s just faking amnesia and was always looking for a good reason to go on a killing spree.”
Choke- Chuck Palahniuk
No me gusta
“The god was a true giant, as large as any Astartes warrior as an Astartes warrior was to a normal man”
Soooo another words I’m packing like hell?
“Notable achievements.” I shit you not. Thanks, Game of Thrones. Accurate.
“What do I care about his reputation?” - Brave New World
LMFAO. SO MANY INTERPRETATIONS. PERFECT.
“For two weeks, there was a gaping wound in the center of my body.” - Cunt
FML
“The gay and lesbian movement is America’s longest-running sex scandal.”
Alright.
“This crisis can be as mild as taking an introductory ethics course, or it can be as dramatic as being sent to war.”
Huh. Well then…
“There seemed to be intimidation.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ken kesey you know.
thedeadflagbluez:
I hope my inevitable fame happens while I’m still young and hot because I’ll look so silly shamelessly flirting with talk show hosts if I’m old and hot in that sad “oh you’ve aged well” way.
she’s the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.
c.s. lewis. the screwtape letters
